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Final Placement’s Endless Guitar Solo

Someone had the foresight to loop the greatest guitar solo ever played. Well done, internet.

This is Your Life, This is Your Time



Oh man, this video from a high school Christian rock band called Final Placement has got to be among the roughest musical artifacts I’ve ever encountered.  It’s either a complete disaster or some kind of deeply ironic exercise in bad songwriting and musicianship.   There are any number of notable moments, but my favorite is the guitar solo at 2:08.  It’s just so off, and so sincere.  Because I’m pretty sure this isn’t a joke, I do feel bad for these kids.  I remember what it was like to start playing music at a young age.  I just can’t imagine how this song made it this far without anyone stepping in.  You know, for the sake of the children.

Via The A.V. Club

Update: Hope you had a chance to see it before the video was pulled, apparently, for the sake of the children.

Another update: Found another copy. This masterpiece must live on! – Erik

Third update: Enough of this here today, gone tomorrow youtube bullshit. This video deserves vimeo, we all know it. – B

Bruce Lee’s One Inch Punch

I don’t know how it came up, but I got to talking with someone the other day who had never heard of Bruce Lee’s Once Inch Punch. Here’s a brief documentary that explains the move.

Andrew W.K., the most positive dude ever, takes questions

Andrew W.K.

Time Out New York offered its readers the chance to ask the man in white a question. He even (briefly) addresses the whole Andrew W.K. is not who he says he is conspiracy. Check out his answers here.

Empire Of The Sun – Eclipse Broadcast

From the Empire of the Sun YouTube channel:

Empire of the Sun fans and musos across the world got to see and hear an exclusive broadcast from Empire of the Sun for the very first time on July 22.

It occurred for 6 minutes and 39 seconds shortly after 1:00pm (Australian EST) during the longest solar eclipse of the 21st century. The eclipse took place throughout the Asia Pacific region, visible only in Australia from the very tip of far North Queensland.



You may notice some of your favorite(?) characters from their latest mind eff of a video, Standing on the Shore. And, unfortunately for the ladies, the absense of Nick Littlemore and his innapropriate commando hiphuggers.

Still, I think this song should live on my iPod; anyone know when or if I can make that happen?

Via Stephie’s Nick Littlemore obsession

Civilization by Marco Brambilla



This video mural was created by artist Marco Brambilla for the The Standard, a hotel here in New York. The video, which will be played back in high definition, will be viewed by passenger’s in the hotel’s elevators through special portals. The movement of the video will coincide with the direction the elevator is traveling. Read more about the project here.

“Walking On Your Toes”



It seems like a lot of obits remembering and honoring Michael Jackson have pointed to his 1983 performance of “Billie Jean” at the Motown 25 as an iconic and breakthrough performance because, most notably, he introduced the world to the moonwalk. Slate V put together a fitting tribute to MJ and the moonwalk featuring clips gleaned from YouTube.

UPDATE: Steve Martin’s attempt at moonwalking is particularly noteworthy as well. (via The New Yorker)

New York Times R&D Lab



This video produced by the Nieman Journalism Lab shows the various devices the folks at The New York Times R&D Lab are working with, including some e-ink prototypes, while figuring out how to transition from the old broadsheet to whatever the heck ends up being the next standard.

I’d like to call special attention to the smart layout demonstrated in the New York Times reader software for Adobe Air (which was just released here). Not only does it automatically format the page to the size of the screen, but as the screen gets bigger, it appears to include more and more stories, mimicking the “scanability” of a conventional newspaper. The important decisions made by the editors who layout the pages of a newspaper each day–the people who actually decide what is most important for you to pay attention to and communicate that through story placement and headline size–can often go unnoticed. That means they’re doing a great job. This is entirely lost in an RSS feed.

If a practical device comes out that is easy to update each morning and manages to maintain that presentation, it’s game over for paper. And by the looks of it, it’s right around the corner.

Isabella Rosselini Shows Us How Whales Bone



As it turns out, it involves a whale penis and a whale vagina. (NSFW)

Via Visual Culture